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Books and Photographs by David Cederstrom
109 Absolutely Essential Rules for Avoiding Trouble
From the Inconsequential and Blindingly Obvious to the Subtle and Life Altering
20 pages, with seven photographs.
Rule 3. Always assume the gun is loaded. "I didn't know it was loaded" is the stupidest excuse in the world for accidentally shooting someone.
Rule 6. Speaking of armed agents, if a police officer points a gun at you and tells you to do something, shut up and do it. You can explain later that it's your own car you're breaking into because you forgot to carry your spare key.
Rule 105. Never let the authorities (or most anybody, for that matter) demand more than they're entitled to. If you give it to them, they'll very quickly start thinking that they are entitled to it.
Rule 57. Whenever possible, park your car so it's facing out. You never know when a faster getaway might come in handy.
